just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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