so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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