Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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