we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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