I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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