So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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