It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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