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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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