is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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