haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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