New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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