If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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