I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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