I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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