laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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