Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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