Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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