I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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