i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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