Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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