its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
