we have officially lost it.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Randomize
