are you still at the devil's house?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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