spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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