Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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