Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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