brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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