Ambien. No doubt about it.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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