Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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