their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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