Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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