I don't remember. Are we still dating?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
How naked do you want me to be?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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