im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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