i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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