and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
