Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
