The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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