so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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