why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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