We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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