its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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