Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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