I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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