HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
tell me about the eggs
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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