I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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