CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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