i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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