I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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