I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
