I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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